WHERE DOES THIS CHURCH MEET? In your Infinite Imagination.

WHEN? Any time you choose.

WHO IS THE MINISTER? Dr. J, a voice crying in the internet wilderness.

WHAT DO YOU TEACH? Who you are.

UPON WHAT AUTHORITY? The Cosmic Christ.

WHAT BIBLE DO YOU USE? The inspired word of God, wherever it may be found.

WHO ARE THE MEMBERS? The New Humanity.

WHAT DOES IT COST? Your pityful self-image.

HOW DO I PARTICIPATE? Tune in daily at this address.

OF WHAT PRACTICAL VALUE IS THIS? The universe is your inheritance and the feast begins today.

WHAT IS INFINITE IMAGINATION? Infinite Imagination is who you are, and what you are manifesting in your life.

IS THIS A RELIGION OR WHAT? Religion is an external psychological belief system. Infinite Imagination is your inmost reality.

WHAT ABOUT TITHES AND OFFERINGS? Whatever you give to your neighbor, you give to yourself.

WHO PAYS YOUR SALARY? I AM pays me, the same as who pays you

WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF THIS? Infinite Imagination is the ultimate addiction.

WHAT IS YOUR DOCTRINE? Infinite Imagination is who you are.

WHY HAVEN’T I HEARD OF THIS BEFORE? The time has come for planetary awakening.

WHY DO I FEEL INADEQUATE IF I AM SUCH AN INFINITE BEING? You are addicted to your victim self-image.

I FEEL INSULTED. Good, that’s a start. Any human god should be insulted and angry, considering how we live.

HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A HUMAN GOD? Because Jesus said so (John 10:34) and because you have symptoms of the fatal illness of ignorance.

YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME, HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH THINGS? I have been a practicing psychotherapist for 40 years and I have seen the mis-used human imagination many thousands of times. And so I would like to give back something to you, to lighten your load.

CAN I HANDLE IT? It won’t be nearly as hard as the self-betrayal you are practicing now.

WHAT IF I DON’T AGREE WITH THIS NEW DOCTRINE? This teaching is as ancient as the perennial philosophy, and besides it generally takes a year to grasp the main tenets of this new lifetime study. We have 25,000 hours of tapes playing in our head to cut through before we can get down to the constructive and free use of infinite imagination.

I HAVE TOO MANY PROBLEMS TO WORRY ABOUT SUCH THEORIES. You have too many problems because you create them through your unawareness.

I DON’T HAVE THE TIME. You are an Eternal and Infinite Being and that’s why this study is worth your full-time effort. I know because that is all I do. Otherwise, life is too boring. I mean, how many football games and soap operas can you stomach? How many sexual and financial struggles can you endure? How many drugs can your adrenals stand? Don’t worry, when you get tired of Peyton Place, you will be ready to move on to the Real Mystery of Infinite Imagination.

HOW DID YOU LEARN THIS? I just keep waking up to more and more of the truth!

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SPIRITUAL PSYCHOTHERAPY? You are by inheritance a living part of the New Humanity and spiritual psychotherapy is the process of realizing this.